TEN COMMANDMENTS OF THE SHAREHOUSE KITCHEN

Sean T. Barnes

1. Thou shalt not leave a pot soaking for more than twelve hours

2. Thou shalt not hoard teacups and wine glasses in one’s bedroom

3. Thou shalt not encroach on another’s fridge space

4. Thou shalt replace spices and sauces if one finishes them off

5. Thou shalt not sneak little handfuls of another’s shredded cheese

6. Thou shalt not use the good olive oil for just simply anything

7. Thou shalt not dump used coffee grounds down the sink

8. Thou shalt not passive-aggressively make a cleaning roster

9. Thou shalt not jam-pack the freezer with an excessive amount of meal prep

10. Thou shalt love thy housemates